Cumdog with mustard

me

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

cumlord

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard

Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?

by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004

Cumdog Millionaire

A derogatory term for a promiscous or whorrish person (typically female). A derivation of the critically aclaimed film Slumdog Millionaire. It implies the person it describes has had sex millions of times.

I heard Jeff got laid last night.
Yeah but it was with a Cumdog Millionaire.
Oh well she looked slutty I guess.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

cumloz

A cumloz is a large cumshot that is designed to be held in the mouth for slow dissolution prior to swallowing, to be given when your girlfriend has a sore throat, closely related to a throat lozenge.

Yo my girl has a sore throat, so I gave her a healthy cumloz, coats your throat all the way down...she feels better already.

by Ju Tang Killa August 7, 2018

cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.

Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

cumologist

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay

My science teacher is a proper cumologist

by ctneas September 14, 2011

Cumlord

When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man

Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached

by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020