cuisinart

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.

Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.

by jaykelceej January 19, 2010

culinary buzzkill

an individual who always denounces exotic or diverse cuisines or kills the mood at a good meal by discussing personal examples of intestinal distress

Billy is the group's designated culinary buzzkill. He killed the mood at a dinner party just last week, making sure we all knew about his tricky stomach. "I love Itallian food," he said with an irksome smile, "but it doesn't usually like me back."

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Culinary Criminal

A person that uses food in ways that makes a person gag, disgusted or throw up on sight or consumption

Person 1: Check it out! Ketchup dipped Pop-Tarts™!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!

by Kubatczew June 21, 2022

dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

cuisinart

Alternate word for 'quee quee'; a gay man; a grab asser

Dude, I know that freekin' Kojo is a flaming cuisinart

by Asian barber February 21, 2009

Culinary Artistry

kyoo-luh-ner-ee/ahr-ti-stree n. A creative process as it explores the intersection of food, imagination and taste. The stimulation of feelings, expressions, ideas and passions used to arouse, satisfy and inspire.

Chef Molly Kruger's stellar culinary artistry raised the bar for catering companies in the United States.

by Director of Catering April 29, 2011

Culinary cuckold

A man whose wife cooks for others, but not him.

My wife makes cookies and takes them to co-workers all the time, but there are never any for me. I feel like a culinary cuckold.

by Selman8911 January 15, 2014