Skip to main content

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.
This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER
by mikels June 10, 2007
mugGet the CUMFACEDICKLICKER mug.

Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.
-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...
by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009
mugGet the Comfail mug.
Related Words

comface

A quick and easy way to say "Communication Interface".
Dude, I really jacked up that multi-gigabit comface when I tried to instantiate Xilinx's aurora core. My wrapper don't know what to dooooz.
by forrestoff May 19, 2008
mugGet the comface mug.

Comfany

When you are comfortable in someone's company, you are in good comfany
Harry : Hey guys, i am really happy here, I am in good comfany
by harrybalmforth November 14, 2010
mugGet the Comfany mug.

Cumfaced

When a guy ejaculates (cums) towards a woman’s body closely and it squirts all over her face, leaving her “cumfaced”
Man, she was so cumfaced laat night it was all I’m jer lashes and everything!
by drb3bj June 14, 2018
mugGet the Cumfaced mug.

Cumfat

1. To be unsure or uncertain about an outcome but still obtains a sense of acceptance of said outcome.

2. A sense of euphoria or joy.
1. "Dude I didn't do the fucking homework..."

"Cumfat"

2. "Cunt that was so sick dude, cumfat"
by linnmrl August 15, 2019
mugGet the Cumfat mug.

cumface

Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.
Originates from a lads holiday this year.
Looking at pictures:

1. " Hey look at this picture of .........."
2. Yeah he's got a well bad cumface haha"

1: "Look at him dancing over there with that fit girl"
2. "Yeah he's got his cumface on"
by Beans57 November 6, 2008
mugGet the cumface mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email