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crywank

a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)
person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"
by no, i think i will February 1, 2021
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Whiny Crybaby

1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.

2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
See whiny crybaby

Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
by harrowind November 27, 2011
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The Crylander

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010
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Little Crybaby Bitch

noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.
by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020
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Crymaxing

An event in which an orgasm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.
Yeah, I used to have a thing with Tyler but I couldn't take the crymaxing any more so I told him I was lesbian.
by Dylan Hardy December 24, 2007
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crybaby

Melanie Martinez's debut album that SLAYS AS FUCK
They call me crybaby, crybaby. But you don't f**king care.
by activegrande May 5, 2016
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crybaby

someone who will cry over the smallest thing out of self pity
by Light Joker March 24, 2006
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