Crustacean

Someone who is crusty. A person who lacks hygiene.

Damn that fool looks like a crustacean.

by Christ. Pher February 11, 2015

crudware

A computer application so ineptly designed that you decide you don't really need what it does, *that* badly.

I could really use a mail program, but I'm not desperate enough to get mail to want to use that piece of crudware called Microsoft Outlook.

by MatthiasFW November 29, 2005

crusteared

when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"

Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole

by Frothman January 12, 2010

crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.

"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."

by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015

Crustave

Crustave is the crustacean king of the Crabs. In size, he does not differ from other crabs but that is not the reason to his ranking. Although not much is known about whether he is real or not, many believe he can outmatch Steve Buscemi in man to man combat. It was also reported in an old tapestry, that Crustave may indeed one day fight Luis Guzmán to protect this realm.

1: Have you heard of Crustave ?
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.

by Ilumanatee360 August 6, 2020

bustin crustaceans

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones

yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.

by ragz February 8, 2007

crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

by Crab God February 26, 2019