A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)
I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.
Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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