Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

by Frazzel November 7, 2011

cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005