indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.

I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect

indian pizza cruncher by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017

Arabian Apple Cruncher 

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

Arabian Apple Cruncher by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Ice Cruncher 

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

Ice Cruncher by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

Cum Cruncher by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

Salmon Cruncher 

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

Salmon Cruncher by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

Monkey nut cruncher 

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

Monkey nut cruncher by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Nut Cruncher 

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

Nut Cruncher by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004