coochie cruncher

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 15, 2006

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corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

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a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.

my girl just gave me a sac cruncher

by mtballa323 December 06, 2010

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A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

by Wheretfisq50 May 20, 2023

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Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 23, 2022

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The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

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A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

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