crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Steamy Crumpet

A hot, fresh, juicy turd.

Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

frog crumpet

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.

The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

by suzylou October 25, 2003

Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011