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attack crows 

Crows trained by people to attack others. Could be trained by military and/or police forces, much like k-9 units. Attack Crow units would have Badges as well. Other attack crows could be trained as a much more effective 24/7 personal bodyguard service. Adam Carolla came up with the idea once while ranting about the hateful nature of birds in general, suggesting we hone their readiness to "divebomb" people. Has led to many discussions on Loveline.
"See Drew, that's where my attack crows would come in, they just divebomb any a-hole that tries to mess with ya"
attack crows by Ace Rocolla January 11, 2008
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crowd surfing 

When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.
The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.
crowd surfing by Nest November 17, 2005

We Are The In Crowd 

This foursome pop/rock band from Poughkeepsie, New York is made up of Tay Jardine (vocals), Jordan Eckes (guitar/vocals), Mike Ferri (bass), Rob Chianelli (drums) and Cameron Hurley (guitar). The band formed in 2009 and a year later were signed to Hopeless Records. Their 7 song debut EP, Guaranteed to Disagree, will be available June 8th.
1) I have to watch We Are The In Crowd play on the Skullcandy stage at Warped Tour!

2) We Are The In Crowd's new single 'Lights Out' is now available on iTunes!

Island Crows 

The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.

Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils

Island resident: What?

Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows
Island Crows by Shrauver October 21, 2013

crowd salmon 

When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.
example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"

example 2:

person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"

person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"
crowd salmon by coolguy406 June 7, 2010

Biased crowd 

A phrase used exclusively on r/DotA2 and Twitch by DOTA 2 community to describe the tournament atmosphere when home crowd cheers for home team.
*Home team playing in USA and makes a play*

Crowd: LET'S GO LIQUID! USA! USA! USA!
r/DotA2: That's my boy!

*Home team playing in China and make a play*

Crowd: LGD! LGD! LGD! *Hold Chinese Flags*
r/DotA2: Holy sh!t! Look at how biased the crowd is. F*ck this nationalism.
Twitch: Biased crowd LUL

tough crowd 

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
tough crowd by TheMocker October 31, 2004
Word of the Day on May 21, 2005