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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

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A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar 

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oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit
Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams
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Crouching Porcupine 

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When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.
That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.
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Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster 

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The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!
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crouching tiger, hidden oscar 

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an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.
see above duh!
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crouching tiger, hidden oscar 

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I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol
im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar 

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Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
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