Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit

Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 22, 2004

Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.

see above duh!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 13, 2004

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol

im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 16, 2004

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.

Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 13, 2004