Cockeyed

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

cockeyed

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

that chick's cockeyed

by fkr July 30, 2003

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeyed

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

by aarmistead September 1, 2013