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When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.
I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription
by Ham_Samich May 20, 2022
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When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
by Ham_Samich July 21, 2022
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