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Absolute crappin' 

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
Absolute crappin' by Patrick May September 4, 2004
something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)
yeah dude that's crispin!
crispin by tom March 29, 2005
clippin, clip, clipped, or clipper can be used in countless ways in many different contexts but here are the most commonly used:

1) a reference to the how a sound wave "clips" when it is too loud, or intense, and is therefore often used to emphasize the intensity or coolness of something

2) synonym for fuck or fucking (the sexual context)

3) unbelievably fatigued and/or sad

4) someone admired or hated (depending on vocal stress)
Respective examples:

1) What'd you think of the concert?
That shit was fckn clippin!
or
That shit clipped all kinds!

2) What do you think of Kelly?
I wanna clip her ass so bad.

What did you do with Kelly last night?
We were clippin.
or
We clipped all night.
or
I clipped her ass.

3) How you feeling?
Clipped.

4) What'd you think of the guitarist?
He's a fckn clipper! Badass shit, man!

What about that guy over there?
Sandra, are you serious? He looks like a total clipper.
clippin by ohm arc March 1, 2008
THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA
LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS
Crispin by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021

John Crispin Restoles 

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
John Crispin Restoles by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019
Can mean two things: to be eating/biting on something or to be slacking
1. I see you chippin on those chips.
2. You didn't do your homework? You're chippin.
Chippin by Beck/Er November 21, 2011