When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 6, 2010
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the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
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Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013
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