Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

Cretinville

Where a cretin would lurk, hideout, and act creepy. Where the most shady of weasels spend their days. No person ever wants to visit.

Shady Grady lives in cretinville.

Hey baby Babel go back to cretinville.

by Sociable December 8, 2010

cretinfuck

Someone who is an absolute idiot. They usually confine to one or more of the following common symptoms; having no street knowledge whatsoever, makes stupid non-sensical comments, having illogical (usually illuminati based) ideas, and completing actions based on these various principles of generic idiotic life

Daz: What was Jack thinking when he wore that full body tracksuit?

Isels: I don't know, but he's not as bad as Malcolm who thinks that McDonalds is run by the Illuminati

Daz: Christ, they're both such cretinfuck's

Isels: Hmmm, I'm not sure, Callum is much more of a cretinfuck for thinking it's ok to piss into a his sink in his room.

by Generic Man January 27, 2015

camp cretaceous

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

Cretin's Law

The faster and larger an online discussion grows, the probability of a civilized conversation based on the original topic approaches 0.

(Check out Digg.com for examples of Cretin's Law)

by Solipsism1000 June 29, 2010

cretin

The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and dosent contribute anything to society.

Mikey Rehmeyer is a cretin.

by cretinw January 16, 2008

cretinous

(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)

Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.

by Bill Peters November 11, 2006