Creamsicle

noun; A person, usually female, that spends unearthly amounts of time in tanning beds and/or smears excessive amounts of sunless tanning lotion on their skin; creating a radioactive orange hue. What defines a creamsicle however, is the act of repeatedly bleaching one's hair over and over and over until it is nearly white--what Creamsicles call "Platinum". In popular culture, these two nature-defying acts are often paired, thus the Creamsicle was born.

"Hey Jesse, let's go watch girls leaving Palm Beach Tan.", said Carlos. "Nah man.", said Jesse, "I'm not into Creamsicles."

Jim: Hey Danny, what the hell is wrong with that girl over there? She's got bright orange skin and white hair.

Danny: Yeah, that's what I like to call... a Creamsicle.

by Thor6789 June 22, 2010

beelzebub creamsicle

After railing out a woman in the anus, squeeze orange juice into her gaping hole and make her scream like the devil.

1. I looked in the Sexual Cookbook and found a Beelzebub Creamsicle.
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"

by Snokeldink Custardbath July 22, 2014

Canadian Creamsicle

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.

Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.

by Culatr December 30, 2018

creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

by superslacker87 September 29, 2008

Rotten Creamsickle

When you masturbate into a ziploc bag for 5 consecutive days, then leave the bag out in the sun for about a week. After it's good and rotten, put it in an ice tray and freeze it. Slip it into someone's drink after.

That dick keeps hitting on my girl. I'm gonna slip him my rotten creamsickle

by Mezzo April 15, 2009

Creamsicle

When you cum on the hair of a person with orange hair, and wait for it to harden.

Matt Sandler sat there and enjoyed it, as all the guys splooged on his head, then snacked on his creamsicle.

by Patrick Poontanker December 1, 2003

Creamsicle

The pairing of Othergirlsan and Normal-chan, so named for Othergirlsan's orange fake tan and Normal-chan's naturally pale skin. A reaction to the trope in pop culture that expects nerdy girls and popular girls to fight against each other.

Creamsicle is my OTP.

by voodoolady October 25, 2012