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totally randie 

Totally Randie is beautiful and thick thick
totally randie by Mezzo December 13, 2021

Rotten Creamsickle

When you masturbate into a ziploc bag for 5 consecutive days, then leave the bag out in the sun for about a week. After it's good and rotten, put it in an ice tray and freeze it. Slip it into someone's drink after.
That dick keeps hitting on my girl. I'm gonna slip him my rotten creamsickle
Rotten Creamsickle by Mezzo April 15, 2009