clatus

A flatus originating from the clit/cunt area. Sometimes referred to as a kwief.

Oh dear, are you passing clatus again?

by helster01 October 8, 2005

Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

by 5 moms April 19, 2018

Crapusation

To accuse someone of crapping their pants.

When David accused his classmate of crapping himself, the teacher warned him to avoid making such serious crapusations.

by JeezusChryst March 6, 2015

cractus

Cractus is when a woman or mans asshole is not waxed and is left prickly

Stacy please wax my cractus, I've got a date tonight.

Or damn you have a mighty fine (booty) but there was too much crafted going on

by Garcherrypie December 1, 2016

Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

Cradussy

The Badussy On A Crab, it's fucking giant.

I'd like to get inside that Cradussy.

by Kathis April 16, 2022

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018