caretarded

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.

Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.

by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

CBREtarded

1. Seemingly unable to speak in anything other than non sequiturs.
2. Defies any sensical progression of logic.

We were having a perfectly interesting conversation until she blurted in with some CBREtarded comment.

by C.C. Wiggles March 13, 2003

Ratarded

A word higher than retarded however not offensive

Hey nigga you ratarded as shit

by Jiggly John February 12, 2018

Fratarded

A combination of the two words "Fucking" and "Retarded" into one.

That was fratarded!

by Krissi4ever702 July 9, 2010

low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013