CRASH DUMMY

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

Crash a party

1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.

2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.

Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.

by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015

crasexican

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.

Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."

by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

allnighter crash

The moment an allnighter high disappears, leaving you feeling like a hollow shell of a man (or woman), filled with regrets. Can happen instantaneously; one minute your waxing philosophical about the oeuvre of David Cronenberg, the next minute you're lying on the ground sobbing. Usually followed by an impenetrable midday nap.

Greg was doing fine until his allnighter crash kicked in. Now we have to hide the good knives...

by someguywithajob December 17, 2011

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

- Wedding Crashers

by JonnyG January 9, 2006

Crash n' Dash

After crashing your car, the act of speeding away from the scene of the crime.

John: Hey, man what happened to your car?

Mark: Oh, that? Some jerk crash n' dashed me last night after the party.

John: Wow, what an ass.

by Trav&Quin March 3, 2011

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020