by Magoby February 5, 2020
Get the Cody Carson mug.When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
by Kokomoa February 3, 2014
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A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.
Chair Force Guy: You serve?
Jarhead: Yes.
Chair Force Guy: What unit?
Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.
Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.
Jarhead: Yes.
Chair Force Guy: What unit?
Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.
Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.
by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019
Get the Crayon Eater mug.Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao
by whataboomer December 14, 2019
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Get the meat crayon mug.An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
by 2-D November 25, 2006
Get the Carson Daily mug.The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
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