Inflated cranium

A head that is so large it looks inflated.

Ethan has an inflated cranium

by P1aneboy July 2, 2021

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

Titanium Cranium

When you get head and your bone's so hard it can cut through diamonds

Q: "Bro, how's kelly at giving head?"
A: "Unfortunately, i went into titanium cranium hyperstage. She's getting her lips sewn back together at St. Vincent's"

by BigMeech182 November 13, 2011

cranium shaker

A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.

“Yeah bro Jessica gave me cranium shaker last night”

by Forqotenn October 9, 2020

cranium99

A retarded british far left pedophile that can't even spell correctly who also likes threaten people who disagree with him aka the worse thing to happen in 2004

Person A: I'm a MAP
Person B: So like Cranium99?
Person A: Yes!
Person B: Ok, get into the woodchipper

by Gojiwarssmt October 8, 2022

Cranium99

A retarded far left british youtuber, who happens to try (and fail) to justify and promote pedophilia, zoophilia and incest whilist using extremely flawed and objectively false arguments to prove his point.

If you happen to encounter cranium99, please don't argue with him. He's quite literally too dumb to argue with

by Gojiwarssmt October 9, 2022

cranium diving

when a male inserts his penis up a woman/mans nose diving into the brain causing instant death, or just a slight tickle

dude, this bitch's pussy was sour last night so i went cranium diving on her ass

by Andrew Kidd-Cooper September 15, 2008