Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

by Drunkwraith May 17, 2006

Camping Faggot

The act of standing back and allowing your teammates to do all the work while you camp at spawn and hold ground that is neither important to or valid to the winning of the match or game. By these actions either your team who just all died and want the match to be overwith are yelling this at you or people from the opposite team are yelling this at you cause they did not expect anyone to be in your position per the fact that it has no objective standing.

this camping faggot wont leave spawn.

by holycrapeveryonehasthesamename January 20, 2009

Crawling in my skin

From the popular Linkin Park song. You use this when somebody is being an angsty bitch and generally whining about their lives and how they have it so much worse than you. See angst

"Ricky's whining about how his girlfriend left him. CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN"

by Protodude August 29, 2004

camping

A term used most frequently in first-person shooter video games, "camping" refers to the act of hiding or otherwise remaining in a hidden, obscured, or safe location in order to ambush an enemy or objective, or to avoid harm.

There is much controversy over whether or not camping is a respectable strategy; some claim camping is cowardly and cheap, while others maintain that it is intelligent and strategic.

"There's a guy camping outside the door with a Covenant Energy Sword. Be careful, lest he perpetrate the ownage against you."

"That sniper-ass sniper be camping on top of the base."

by ghostpigeon August 22, 2005

crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.

by campbarbie January 11, 2009

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010