craigulate

1. to mix up words like coagulate with words like constipate when your name happens to be craig.

2. to craigulate is to have a brain fart

http://whatcraigdidtoday.blogspot.com.. a site dedicated to craigulate moments

by 4 Quarry July 29, 2008

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Cragalanche

Being of such how power that he has almost reached a level of uncromprehension to the mortals. There is only one Crag in existence and only he alone holds the answers to he universe. He fears nothing and everything fears him.

Man that guy is your typical cragalanche

by 69_BigBoi_69 November 17, 2018

Cragelacking

It means you are just vibing. You are relaxing. Or you can ask what someone is up to. It means being in harmony and peace.

Chase: Hey whats cragelacking?
James: Not much.. and you?

Carson: hey what you doin?
Sheppard: oh im just cragelacking
Carson: that's cool can i cragelack with you?

by That Lucky Dude May 29, 2020

Crapula

Cramming crap

The 45th President just trumped his people's ears with Crapula and other fabulous lies.

by RetJet December 30, 2020

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022