crackberry

A bunch of berries cracked together, usually to make a cider/beer

Lacy really likes that Bishop crackberry cider

by rononamission1 October 30, 2017

crackberry

A mobile device that people use like crack. They become addicted to texting, email,internet usage, and phone calls.

anyone who uses a blackberry constantly, we describe the phone as a crackberry

by LaurenC. April 6, 2009

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

CrackBerry

A nickname for any device in RIM (Research In Motion)'s BlackBerry lineup. It comes as a result of the BlackBerry devices' push e-mail capability, sometimes resulting in users constantly checking and sending short emails, forming an apparent addiction to the use of their device.

"Are you going to the movie tonight?"

"..."

"Hey!"

"..."

"HEY!!!!"

"Oh, sorry. I was using my CrackBerry."

by macfanboy November 7, 2009

Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation

Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating

by The Mysticman November 3, 2021

crackerberry

A white computer nerd that needs to communicate through electronic devices to get things done, while pretending to be metro sexual and cool.

Joe, maybe you should just ask her out on a date face-to-face. Are you planning on having sex with her through your phone also?

Joe is nothing but a crackerberry.

by Pazgb March 6, 2009

craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004