crackerberry

A white computer nerd that needs to communicate through electronic devices to get things done, while pretending to be metro sexual and cool.

Joe, maybe you should just ask her out on a date face-to-face. Are you planning on having sex with her through your phone also?

Joe is nothing but a crackerberry.

by Pazgb March 6, 2009

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.

Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".

Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010

Crackberry

A comical name for the Blackberry device, usually referred to blackberry users who can't seem to put down their damn blackberry; blackberry addicts.

Can you put down your freakin crackberry for a second and pay attention to the movie?

by Michael Katzab February 7, 2008

cankerberry

A word used by spammers to replace "cock" in the subject of an email in a deliberate attempt to throw off your spam filter.

Subject: Mom in lacy nightie succkking my cankerberry

by Alexander Papsmear January 5, 2006