cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

Cooking pies

This is a common term used for meth cooks and dealers in the house of production. It is referring to the production of meth. Which comes out in layed form as a pie would.

Tyrone and I are cooking pies in the trap house.

by Tekkieeee April 10, 2015

jerk cooking

1. cooking meat over burning pimento wood
2. more commonly used to refer to spicy seasoned meat that has become a popular Jamaican food

Example: jerk chicken

by hizaguchi April 21, 2005

now you're cooking with gas

Generally referring to someone going from average mental output to a better, more genius level of thought.

Person A: "I think I'm gonna stop doing all this complicated math by hand and start using a calculator."

Person B: "Now you're cooking with gas!"

by Stormcastle October 15, 2010

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

by Shinobi Ranger June 1, 2016