Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
by b&byc&kes February 17, 2017
Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party
Seasoning your meat:
Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night
Like a steak?
Yeah, but not that kind
I bet she loved it
You kidding? She asked for seconds!
Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night
Like a steak?
Yeah, but not that kind
I bet she loved it
You kidding? She asked for seconds!
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009
When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021