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hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.
Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.
by skirt lifter June 25, 2016
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couchable

An adjective used to describe any activty that is able to be done on the couch.
QUESTION: "Babe, can you write the remaining thank-you notes?"
RESPONSE: "I can, if it's couchable"
by chris s. s. March 29, 2008
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Copthamologist

Somebody who is a wannabe cop.. Even worse than the real thing. Tells you about all the "sweet takedowns" they know how to do and how "I'll get on the force" after they lose like fifty pounds of beer weight and quit working at whatever shitty job they have, if they have one.
Bryce - " bro quit laughing at me or I will put you in the oppressed black man hold i see on tv"
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."
by Professor Precious March 4, 2015
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Couchasm

The orgasm that comes only after successfully finishing while fucking a couch.
I had the best couchasm last Tuesday while my wife was at Pilates.
by GarbageDick November 26, 2016
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Coughative

When someone is coughing all the time and won’t stop
That person is very coughative.
by Coughative February 3, 2018
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Coathanger kid

When you have an abortion by using a coathanger
Didn't you hear about Melissa, she had a coathanger kid.
by Germinal April 6, 2020
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Coutaraus

A creature located within oak ridges. Is at it's most vicious state when hair is long and bushy like the MEXICAN TERRORIST it is. Will attack with any possible weapon ( Drumstick, knife, Dairy gloves)within arms reach. Only one of his kind found to date.
Crikey!, its a Coutaraus!
by Jim Nassium June 14, 2008
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