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cougar tan

Function: noun
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun ONLY on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
Q: Hey sis, why is your chest so... uh... dark?
A: I was out working in the yard, but I had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so I ended up with a cougar tan.
by Nips Ahoy March 30, 2010
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Cougarginity

When a cougar deflowers virginity of a cub.
"My cougarginity was young and she was so old. She showed me the wilds of the forest and mountains like I've never seen before. I feel so violated yet so mature!"
by paesan0 April 7, 2010
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Cougarist

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.
Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!
by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013
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consang

A consang is someone who is consanguinamorous, meaning you're into sibcest, twincest, cousincest, auntcest, brocest, daughtercest, soncest, unclecest, niececest, nephewcest, dadcest, momcest, or any other notion suggesting you're an inbreeder or incestual, instead of an outbreeder like regular people are
the way she stares at her brother flirtatiously made me assume that she's consang
by nigerianwut May 6, 2023
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Corsage

Flowers attached to a bracelet to give to a girl for a prom or banquet. This makes less of a hassle for the girl to carry around a bouquet.
I gave a corsage to my gf at the prom.
by Franky Xenoth November 12, 2006
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Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018
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consarn

kind of like "damn" in old western language. not meant to be used by itself, but with "it" or "ye" as in you.
"Consarn ye Tom!" She yelled.
"Consarn that bastard!"
"Consarn ye!"
by ingrown toenail owner May 16, 2008
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