A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

by mexic.. November 23, 2018

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
