Sandy Cortez

see Congresswoman AOC

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.

by Tropical_Centipede April 21, 2021

cortexiphan

A drug designed by Walter Bishop and William Bell in the TV show Fringe. If administered at a young age, children affected by the drug will gain supernatural abilities such as telekinesis or pyrokenisis.

Olivia Dunham is a cortexiphan child. Don't get on her bad side. She will fuck you up with fire.

by Birdie570 September 30, 2013

Contextomy

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009

Cotexter

The passenger that texts for the driver because they obviously shouldn't be texting & driving. This is especially helpful on a road trip, when you are behind the wheel for long periods of time.

I (a female) was driving on a very long trip & my sister was texting me. I asked my husband to answer her. He sent the reply and after several texts were exchanged he told her l was driving & that he was the cotexter for me so she would know.

by beth ellen December 12, 2012

Context Jumping

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016

context

The circumstances or events that come before and after a particular word or passage in a speech or piece of writing which helps explain its full meaning.

Context: You are playfully poking me in the side
"I'll kill you if you don't stop!"

Context: You just crashed into my Lexus
"I'm gunna fucking kill you!"

Context: You don't realize that I'm a psycho killer and you accidentally step on my foot while passing me in a chance encounter
"I may just have to kill you for that..." *smirk*

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

corteiz

the best streetwear brand in the uk

Person 1: yo did you see the new corteiz drop, that shit was mad exclusive

Person 2: Ye fam, CRTZRTW

by sammie_ace May 1, 2023