When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
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Someone who never gives up on the things they love no matter how heavy or risky the opposing side may carry. Risk-taker. Teacher. A shepherd in the world of fools who only speaks when he knows it means 100 percent of what he feels. Listen to him when he speaks. You may have to spend a lot of time with him, it’s something that you would be blessed with. Some may call him sociopathic, because of his lack of emotion in certain situations. Though, the situations he responds to emotionally or logically are the ones he knows truly matters. Picking his battles precisely and confidently. It’s hard to do him wrong because he knows he is human as well, no matter how much you think he is a presence that was gifted to this world from the gods. Just be you.
I love having cord around!
Cord: I’m glad you are enjoying yourself.
Me: Did you just show me something I didn’t see before?
Cord: you are the creator of choices in your own life. But understanding them sometimes is needed from a loving soul who looks into your eyes. look in the mirror, you can do the same thing.
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Me: Did you just show me something I didn’t see before?
Cord: you are the creator of choices in your own life. But understanding them sometimes is needed from a loving soul who looks into your eyes. look in the mirror, you can do the same thing.
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The term comes from the popular Japanese anime/toy advert Yu-Gi-Oh, which centres around a card game played by the titular hero. Often when playing, Yu-Gi-Oh will call on the Heart of the Cards to provide him with the precise card(s) he needs to win the game, which it somehow usually does.
The term comes from the popular Japanese anime/toy advert Yu-Gi-Oh, which centres around a card game played by the titular hero. Often when playing, Yu-Gi-Oh will call on the Heart of the Cards to provide him with the precise card(s) he needs to win the game, which it somehow usually does.
Doug: (thinks during a poker game) I have three queens and a jack. If I believe in the Heart of the Cards, the deck will provide me with the jack I need.
(Doug pulls a two)
Doug: DAMMIT
(Doug pulls a two)
Doug: DAMMIT
by WatcherMark September 19, 2019
Get the Heart of the Cards mug.When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
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