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Poot in my coot

Hey John, come Poot in my coot this weekend!
by Tonya Chinc July 28, 2021
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coot

That coot lost his mind.
by DavidMoore June 16, 2005
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coot out

For a woman to go out, hoping to engage in, and making herself obviously available for, sex. Likely originated in the Southern U.S.
Girl, change your clothes! You look like you're getting ready to go coot out!
by nerdtak July 15, 2010
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Coot

A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word
Coot of the day goes to...
by Jkaren614 January 9, 2017
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old coot

Dirty old man whose whole life revolves around passing gas at work and growling uncontrollably at sumptous young women at the coffee shop.
"Has the King of Pain put in his retirement papers yet?"
"Not yet."
"The old coot is going to lose it all if he doesn't act quickly!"
by bullydog55 February 15, 2008
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hooty coot

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit.
by Tubstopedup October 16, 2008
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Coot

A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.
Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy?

Dog: I am! I very coot!
by Bediebys October 13, 2020
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