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Countach

A regional Italian slang expression, nearly inoffensive, of awe, admiration, surprise, and/or appreciation, often uttered upon seeing a spectacularly gorgeous feminalien.
Pal: Holy minced wombat! Lookit that hot chikiki that just walked in!
Buddy: Countach! I gotta git me some of that!
by insidiot October 26, 2018
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countach

Sometimes spelled 'coontosh' in modern tongues. It refers to the genetalia of an aferican american woman.
"I can smell the coutach from here"
by Aaron Green January 9, 2005
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poontache

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.
"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."
by le fool December 2, 2004
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Coontact

This phrase is completely unfounded and I feel sorry for any individual that feels the need to degrade people based on their race. If anything, you racist bastards should be bound and tied. I can't believe that as far as this country has come, we still have individuals as ignorant as the one that posted this definition. So please, return home to your trailer park and engage in more krakatact. You worthless piece of dog shit.
Example: This definition of coontact sux.
by Rich Nigga October 23, 2006
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coontah

You idiot

it's when you do everything said above AGAINST A PERSONS THROAT.

And you need to say the word as you to it.
Dude1: COONTAH! *coontah*
Dude2: Dudde1, you really need to stop that *rubs throat*
Dude1: hahaha
by MM July 28, 2004
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Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it
Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache
by douche-fag October 9, 2008
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Coontah

When you take your hand and make is flat like a knife. Then, you "punch" someone elses throat with side opposite to your thumb.
Dude 1: *coontah*
Dude 2: DUDE, come on! My thoat hurts like hell.
Dude 1: hehehe
by Jason March 4, 2004
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