ghetto cooler

(n.) plain brown paper bag used to cover an alcohol container. Often used to consume alcohol in public where open containers are illegal.

I'm gonna put my fo'ty in a ghetto cooler so the cops don' bust me.

by MDM September 3, 2005

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.

Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?

by Sandman46 May 21, 2022

Cooler

A cooler is a somewhat insulated container where you fill it with ice and add drinks(like soda) to it. You can also add ethyl chloride to it for extra cooling power.

Cooler also means more cool.

I added ice and crush orange sodas in the cooler when I went fishing with some friends. It was awesome!

I was casterboarding! I was cooler than the other guy.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021

coolero

A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.

"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"

by Jacob Miller September 14, 2005

cooler cunt

a cooler cunt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she's extra skanky, just the neck. and suddenly she's falling all over the place...especially the laps of males nearby. and she's also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a fucking idiot. and this lasts THE ENITRE NIGHT until she has managed to make out/fuck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was "drunk"

Mike: Dude i just did that chick Cindy
John: so did the rest of the party dude, she's a cooler cunt

by Kyeboom January 18, 2008