cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

Collagen Karen

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.

Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.

by heyworl June 7, 2020

savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

coolade

The only drink for Cool people

NJD chugged down some Coolade

by KillaFish October 24, 2003

Collage a Trois

when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.

Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?

Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation

Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?

Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday

Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!

Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!

by Vanity LA February 26, 2009

coolawesome

A word combination used to describe a higher level of content for a situation at hand.

Bill: Dude, I won the lottery today
John: coolawsome!

by gregg January 14, 2005

COLAGEr

a person who has lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer parents or guardians

I'm a COLAGEr because I have a bisexual mom.

by Danielle Boudreaux July 18, 2007