cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

CoVtarded

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.

Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person

by coolmindman June 28, 2023

Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

clintarded

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.

Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.

by Arich August 22, 2006