Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'

1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable

by UberPcso July 28, 2011

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confbubbled

State of confusion often encountered after indulging in pot smoking. One feels like there is a big bubble of air around his/her head, impeading him/her from absorbing information from the outside world with accuracy.

marm: dude why does it smell like something is burning?
pabst: i dunno
marm: oh my god you've just cinged your nostrils
pabst: noooooooooo way duuuuuuuuuuude i didn't even realise... that's how confbubbled i am... hey why does it feel like we're surrounded by anal radiation???
marm: dunno, man, i'm too confbubbled to feel it.
pabst: shit man, my nostrils are still burning

by Marmalicious July 20, 2008

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Cuntstubble

A Cop operating under fucked up circumstances. Ticketing people like bastards, for no reason.

Section 154 bitch, allows me to turn, and the cuntstubble still slaps me a ticket; referring to section 141 instead. She even misses a sign in her report...

by illest tactics October 4, 2017

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Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

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