Constaflageration

The act of harming someone, then driving them to the hospital and paying their medical bills - on purpose.

He committed a constaflageration the other day by putting my friend Greg in the hospital.

by Cory227 December 17, 2017

Constrabated

You cant jerk off for any psychological, or physical reasons

I've been constrabated ever since Jennifer left me.

by YeYeMan October 26, 2018

constabbyulary

Da local "fuzzy fuzz" --- i.e., da local felines who keep an eye on everything.

With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.

by QuacksO December 13, 2022

constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

by Poopsguy July 29, 2025