congratufuckinlations

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.

You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.

by Smoove B February 2, 2005

congratulhate

(supplemental definition, please see original by benji)

CongratulHate=1/schadenfreude
Or, the inverse of Schadenfreude.

Clooney congratulhates Daniel Day-Lewis on his Oscar win for best actor.

by chezmiko March 23, 2008

Congratufuckinglations

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 15, 2017

congratchet

Congratulating one's ratchetness

"I saw you last night, not wearing any underwear at the club... congratchet"

by SLMD September 22, 2014

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

congratulations

used in any circumstance as a substitute for the phraze 'well done'

congratualtions... you've got your trophy

by Carter May 20, 2004

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005