conguesture

portmanteau of guess and conjecture

He made a conguesture.

by polijk November 13, 2011

Constusia

The hottest dude around and has great gang signs. When a Constusia is around, no boring rag dolls will mess with you.

"Aww man im bored lets do something."
"Hun you need to get yourself a Constusia you will never be bored again!"

by Sh8knB8cn May 6, 2017

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

congestinate

The liability of the reli Johnson’s

I’ll really congestinate you

by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019

congestion system

is the thing inside your nose.

I have a congestion system

by candyloverr1234 December 29, 2021

congeats

What people say when you land in a plane while eating

“I landed”
“Congeats”

by Nottheman March 21, 2023

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024