confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

Culturally Confused

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.

Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."

by MegnKen April 16, 2010

confuzzled

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.

Herbert's test really got me confuzzled.

by butternuggets69 January 7, 2016

Confuzled

A point of confusion when a person is literally confused about everything in the situation.

Man, that test in science had me confuzled on every question!

by FreeParking314 June 20, 2010

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012