Conan O'Brien

the king of late night.

Someone: "Hey man, who's your favorite late night host?"
Me: "Conan O'Brien."

by theunholyblossom June 2, 2021

Conan O'Brien

The best late night talk show host period

Conan O'Brien makes everyone smile no matter where he goes.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

the best talk show in the history of talk shows. includes Conan O'Brien the Max Weinberg 7 the Masturbating Bear cone-zone pierre bernard's recliner of rage if you don't watch it, it could quite possibly be the biggest mistake of your life.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien will be on after the no-talent Tonight Show which will be taken over by his comical genius, Conan, soon. Until then, try not to let Leno put you to sleep while waiting for the best hour of TV nightly.

by chipwhitley May 24, 2005

The Conan O'Brien

When a guy fucks a really, really hot blonde (8+ or it doesn't count) while she is on her period and after he finishes the guy takes the junk off his cock and rubs it in her hair. Possibly followed by the string dance.

Tommy: I totally gave Sally The Conan O'Brien last night!

Randy: No you didn't Sally is a 7.

by Sally Struthers Mothers July 3, 2011

Conan O'Briened

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.

"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."

by usernamedan February 12, 2010

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 11, 2004

Conan OBrien

Host of a late night talk show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Frequently makes a fool of himself to amuse his audiences, and succeeds.

(P.S.) Conan O'Brien already has a wife, fyi.

My favorite character on Conan is "The biggest hipocryte of all, the Gay Bible."

by Shadow June 16, 2004