To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.
Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."
Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020
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When you sleep in your car with your boyfriend/girlfriend because you cannot bring them in your house, and your too broke or do not want to afford a room
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When you sleep in your car with your boyfriend/girlfriend because you cannot bring them in your house, and your too broke or do not want to afford a room
"The sex sucked, so I made him sleep in the carpartment"
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"Damn, sorry you got kicked out. You can't stay here but my blazer's in the back, put the seats down and you can sleep in the carpartment"
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"Damn, sorry you got kicked out. You can't stay here but my blazer's in the back, put the seats down and you can sleep in the carpartment"
by Carpartment October 16, 2011
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by Bob. R November 28, 2019
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by derk derkler May 26, 2023
Get the Combarfmentalize mug.Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.
Verb. Comparenting
Verb. Comparenting
Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.
by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024
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Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"
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