Cumbrella

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.

Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.

by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022

cumbrellaah

Slang for condom

I didn’t want to get her pregnant since she isn’t on birth control so I used a cumbrellaah😈

by TwinBrothaDarkness December 14, 2022

Cumbrella

:Cum catchers
Females with long fake eyelashes/extensions that are long enough to catch cum while giving head.

"Hey is Amanda wearing false lashes?"
"Yeah, they are huge, she must use them as cum catchers."
"Definitely like a cumbrella."

by JMCS2023 May 10, 2023

Cumbrellas

Extremely exaggerated long fake eyelashes used by whores to prevent cum getting in their eyes.

Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.

by Xtna_xtna October 20, 2023

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024

Cumbrella

False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.

I purchased a set of five cumbrellas so that I could keep the semen from getting in my eyes.

by #WeirdAssDude March 23, 2025