counterstrike

The most played first person shooter that now has been upgraded with the source engin.

counterstrike is better than all other fag games that tommy plays, screw you hackers except drake.

by fatass June 19, 2005

Counterstrike

Verb. The process of stuffing ones balls into the recipients asshole, followed by the rapid removal of the balls causing the recipient to shit themselves.

She wasn't expecting a counterstrike!

by BarrytheMedievilDude August 14, 2018

counterstrike

a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.

CS blows my hairy cock.

by asspirate January 5, 2004

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

Over The Counterstrike

A hilarious machinima series based on Counterstrike: Source. Go see it some time.

Over the Counterstrike and Red vs. Blue are hilarious.

Sex me?

by Yo Mom Saddam January 8, 2005

counterstrike

Counterstrike, the hell's gates of n00bs, however, there are some r0x0rs, some laggers, but many weapons.
Missions change depending on your team.
The terrorists have a different set of weapons to the counter-terrorists.
CS is still popular even thought it is old, adn modifications are still being made.

Who's that 0wnz0r?
Who are those n00bs?
Who's that lagger?
Why can't I connect?
Why are all the servers run by linux?
Why don't I have a life?
Why did I just die?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Why can't I afford a colt M4A1 carbine?
Why ask why?

by Kensuke July 7, 2003

Counterstrike

A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.

couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.

by fuck you April 25, 2005