Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
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Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg
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A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.
Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.
Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…
“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”
-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”
-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
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