cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003

cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

by billy blue balls July 3, 2003

cockwanger

jaeson lane

jaeson you are a cockwanger

by outsomemilkonit October 16, 2008

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011